naked wine wife vigneron naked winemaker pussy #2

30 Oct
one big, hairy...

one big, hairy…

Oh boy, now I am in a PANIC.  Could you please put a BIG ‘P.S.’ next to this part and pretend it was part of the other post???

My lovely friend Jen has just informed me that part of a text I had written and hadn’t finished – a draft – WENT ONLINE!!!?!!!  Whoops.  I must have pressed ‘publish’ when I meant to press the button ‘SAVE DRAFT’!?!!

See what I mean?  I really need to get my head around a computer and its buttons.  THIS WAS NOT INTENDED.  So now you have had a glimpse (if you saw the first version online before I updated, that is) into some crazy text that wasn’t finished and sounded so smutty (it ended with a polite ‘naked hairy pussy’).  Double whoops and I’m sorry!…

So, here goes: part 1 + part 2

(part 1)

I’m a loser when it comes to all things technical.   Almost anything in the realm of computers intimidates me – and the fact that I don’t know much and employ the good old ‘trial and error’ method, there are often moments of sheer panic as I wipe out hours of work off the screen… I get those delightful hot flushes of fear all from sitting at a keyboard.  So much fun.

I still can’t believe I managed to get this blog working, though I admit I nearly crashed it a few days ago.  It was only through the kindness of a person out there in the WordPress community that I managed to keep it on the road.

As I sat in a haze of panic, something did however make me smile:  “Naked Hairy Pussy”.

9GAG Lore Butler

image from 9GAG – Lore Butler

(part 2 – …and you thought it ended with a naked hairy pussy)

As I was scurrying around the working pages and forums on my computer when I thought I’d crashed it, I suddenly saw the list of all the keywords and phrases typed by people into their computers to find my blog – or rather, found my blog by accident, with them.  It was illuminating!  They were all listed under “Search Engine Terms”.   Find out more about Search Engine term and ‘optimization’ here!

Naked Hairy Pussy was one of them.

And these were too: (I’m going to link these terms to stuff in my blog where possible, just to give myself a plug – not so sure for the N.H.P. though…)

Adventure Time Naked

Dying Hair with Orange Blow Hairdryer

The Naked Vigneron

Naked Missus

Leeds Wife Naked

What to Have For Lunch When In-Laws Are Here

Vignerons Wife

Naughty Aussie Wife Facebook

Fish in a Can

Julie Andrews

Old Oven Door Handle

Flip Flops Girls Austria

Naked Winemaker

La Bite Une Andouillette

…I had a chuckle and got on with the computer problem, but this time smiling.

SO, that’s it basically, the second part to this post.  Thanks for your patience and understanding!

THANK YOU JEN!!!

I told you I’m a loser.

10 Responses to “naked wine wife vigneron naked winemaker pussy #2”

  1. Mike Bareham October 30, 2012 at 8:05 pm #

    C’est très drôle!!

  2. Simon Fisher October 31, 2012 at 12:37 am #

    * insert inappropriate fanny comment here*

    • The vigneron's wife October 31, 2012 at 7:59 am #

      exactly

      • collinedelhirondelle October 31, 2012 at 11:53 am #

        I love it – I finally read the whole thing and its CRAZY what people type to end up on your blog. I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels like she’s just one “publish” away from disaster.

      • The vigneron's wife October 31, 2012 at 12:55 pm #

        Well at least we had a chuckle! I keep laughing at the idea of you reading the draft and ending on ‘naked hairy pussy’…
        ‘So what’s this about?’ you were thinking

        big thanks!

  3. midihideaways November 11, 2012 at 11:34 am #

    Hi Cat, exactly the same happened to me a while ago, clicked on publish instead of save draft, and it was way from finished. Not so bad if it just goes on line, but it also went on facebook and to all the e-mail subscribers. So I was furiously editing to correct all the typos and other things…. But the search terms I’d never thought about, found a few funny ones in my list, chocolate canari and dynamite tunnels among them, plus one fairly rude one…. Great fun!

    • The vigneron's wife November 13, 2012 at 8:18 am #

      I am not alone!!
      Thanks so much for letting me know A. I felt like a real drip. And yes, mine had gone out into the FB, sub’s list too. Uggh. And I nearly did it again the other day!
      But you’ve made me feel better.

      LOVE your dynamite tunnel…

      And your blog photos are stunning.

      • midihideaways November 13, 2012 at 2:15 pm #

        yes, it’s always good to know that we’re not on our own with mistakes. I always tell myself that anyhonw 😉 Glad you enjoy the pictures, like yours too!!

      • The vigneron's wife November 13, 2012 at 3:26 pm #

        It’s either laugh or cry eh?! Still can’t believe my draft finished with a hairy… gotta laugh!

        Nice to be in touch with you about these things!!

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